Dirty Cave

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Sarah: we are nerds

just so you know

me: WTF do you mean "we"???

I'm cool as shit

Sarah: Yeah, guess what. Shit is not cool. It's gross actually.

Bad comparison

me: Mine comes out frozen

That's normal, right?

That's why I keep a ice pick next to the toilet

Sarah: D:

like soft serve? or like ice cubes?

me: Frozen like icicles

But more like stalagtites

Brown stalagtites from my dirty cave

Sarah: PLEASE

please!!

I'm dying

me: I'm dying over HERE

Sarah: Manny JUST caught me

"what's so funny?"

me: Just yell out "POOOOP!!!"