Some of you motherfuckers can't spell for shit. But, in the spirit of full disclosure, I'll go ahead and fess up to a few of my own grammatical shortcomings, however intentional they may be.
1: Excessive use of commas. I usually go back and correct them but I find myself using way too many in the first draft of every fucking thing I type.
2: I place punctuation marks(, or .) outside the quotes when the last word of a sentence is within quotation marks. I heard you're not supposed to do that, but I'm too lazy to research it myself and it just looks weird the other way around.
3: I often leave off the first word in a sentence. I do that shit on purpose.
There. Nobody's perfect, but I'll still judge you for your own grammatical catastrophes because your posts look like you had a stroke half way through typing them out. Get yo mind right.
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